DIVA TAUNIA'S BACKSTAGE PASS

Monday, July 09, 2007

SPAM-TASTIC

Ok, so per usual, I was cleaning out all of the spam in my email this morning and found one that actually made me lol fo' real:

Now your penis can serve as the lighthouse in the open sea.

That's all it said. I don't even really know what it means, but I'm pretty sure that is marketing GENIUS right there, folks! I'm going to run out and get me a penis RIGHT NOW. Not only will it end my romantic dry spell, but with a penis here, my home can be a beacon for wayward ships. And when the lights go out, my penis will help me find the way to the bathroom.

And to think my vagina can only make babies**. I thought THAT was a pretty nifty trick!

**Well you know, not MINE...but you get the point.

Posted by Taunia @ 6:04 AM