Monday, January 02, 2006
TWO, no SIX, no TWELVE BAKER'S DOZEN!
I think this (click on the photo) could quite possibly be the funniest shit I have EVER seen. I will be quoting this forever, I'm sure:
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"I know I'm no glamour girl, and it's not easy for me to get up in front of a crowd of people. It used to bother me a lot, but now I've got it figured out that God gave me this talent to use, so I just stand there and sing." - Ella Fitzgerald
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Ok, I'm a little obsessed yo. Here are the lyrics. I particularly love "DOUBLE TRUE!" , "SNACK ATTACK, MOTHERFUCKER!" AND the Aaron Burr reference.
Lyrics
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doin
Hello? What up Parn? Yo, Samburg what's crackin?
You thinkin what I'm thinkin? NARNIA, man it's happ'nin
But first my hunger pangs I'll stick it like duct tape
We'll hit up Magnolia and mac on some cupcakes
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling
Two no six no twelve � baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin
Yo where's the movie playing? Upper West Side dude.
Well let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. That's a good one too!
Google maps is the best. True dat, double true!
68th and broadway, step on it sucka!
What ya wanna do Chris? Snack attack, mutha-f**ka!
The chronic-what-cles of Narnia!
Yes, the chronic-what-cles of Narnia!
We love the chronic-what-cles of Narnia!
Pass the chronic-what-cles of Narnia!
Yo stop at the deli, the theater's over-priced,
you got the backpack, gonna pack it up nice,
don't want security to get suspicious,
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious!
I reach in my pocket, pull out some dough,
girl acted like she never seen a 10 befo'
It's all about the Hamilton's baby!
Throw the snacks in a bag, and I'm ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater, ticket-buyin while we're handling,
you can call us Aaron Burr, from the way we're droppin Hamiltons,
Punks in our seats Movie trivias the illest
What friends alum starred with Bruce Willis?
We answer so fast it was scary
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry
Yo quiet in the theatre or it's gonna get tragic
We bout to get taken to a dream world of magic
The chronic-what-cles of Narnia!
Yes, the chronic-what-cles of Narnia!
We love the chronic-what-cles of Narnia!
Pass the chronic-what-cles of Narnia!
damn, you stole my thunder!! I was just going to say, "Snack attack mf!!!"
Chris and I have been quoting this non-stop for the past two weeks.